Deepest, Darkest Dryer Drama

You cross one errand off the To Do list and another mysteriously appears… 
This is a bbm conversion with my daughter about what happened yesterday.

PING!

PING!

Hi there.

Whatz up?

Bought new bedding today.

Yayyyyy.

Hey, aren't you in class? It's 10:20.

Kind of.

Just had math test.

Scary hard.

Just want to see new cozy sheets.

Want to sneak home from school.

Buy anything else?

You must be bored. Yep, bought 2 new pillows.

Soft and fluffy.

Makes me want to sleep.

Hahaha. 

Don’t you have class?

Kinda….but your life is more interesting than biology.

Hard to believe. Got to do laundry.

K.

PING!

PING!

You in class NOW??

Kind of, but verrry bored. Whaz up?

Dryer ate duvet cover.

Omg!

Burnt to a crisp.

Finn crisp.

I crave crackers.

No joke. Looks like toast.

I want toast.

With butter and jam. Food at school icky.

You  eating toast?

No. Sheets are toast.

Omg.

How?

Roasted like marshmallows.

I so want marshmallows. How?

Deepest darkest dryer drama.

Bad dryer.

Evil dryer.

Nasty, possessed evil dryer.

Got to run.

Awwwww. How come?

Have to call dryer repair guy.

K.